I'd Buy That For a Dollar - Unisex Tank Top sw Taking someone roller skating in

Taking someone roller skating in Gainesville in 1957 was basically proposing

Leagues bowled there

Bold white chunky text reads "ROCK OUT WITH YOUR CAULK OUT" in a stacked two-line layout

ARMY" above a small military star

White block text reads "DO IT YOURSELF GARAGE" flanked by small lightning bolts

I'd Buy That For a Dollar - Unisex Tank Top sw Taking someone roller skating inCatching yourself quoting the one line designed to prove you're braindead is the most RoboCop thing possible. Decades later we're still buying that for a dollar, still being the joke. Inspired by RoboCop. The Details: Distressed white hand lettered text reads "I'D BUY THAT" across the top. A posterized illustration of Bixby Snyder depicts his round glasses, goatee, and wide open laughing mouth, framed by a blue TV screen glow. Bold white distressed