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Distressed white retro bubble-serif text reads "It's Not Rocket Scientry" in three centered lines

and anyone who knows the best shine comes from deep in the hills—just don’t let Boss Hogg catch you hauling it

Few places embodied that era like this legendary desert watering hole

pretending he understands the marketing strategy

Ray Gibson planned a nightclub from behind bars with more detail than most MBAs bring to a business plan

Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Muscle Tank canoga park Distressed white retro bubble-serif textTeddy Roosevelt took a bullet mid speech and kept talking, so the red Solo cup feels like a demotion he'd fight you over. Reducing America's most unhinged president to a tailgate mascot is the most patriotic thing possible without a firework injury. The Details: Digital illustration of Theodore Roosevelt in pince nez glasses and a thick mustache, wearing a blue suit with a red bow tie, raising a red Solo cup. Bold white block capital text below reads