Frau Blucher - Unisex Sweatshirt wes Bold white block lettering reads

Bold white block lettering reads "ACE ROTHSTEIN'S" above "SPORTS BETTING ADVICE" with horizontal rule accents

Iowa" with a swooping underline

Somewhere a tortilla chip is being lowered into queso with more reverence than most people show at church

earned every decoration possible

" Black serif text below reads "5833 FOOTHILL BLVD

Frau Blucher - Unisex Sweatshirt wes Bold white block lettering readsHorses in Transylvania have exactly one phobia, and it's triggered by a single word uttered within a five mile radius. The feedback loop of equine terror is somehow both the stupidest and most perfectly engineered gag in parody history. Inspired by Young Frankenstein. The Details: A speech bubble containing gothic blackletter text reading "Frau Blcher" sits to the upper left. A distressed white illustration of a rearing horse with flowing mane and