Schooner Tuna - Unisex Tank Top Size:L One does not simply walk

One does not simply walk in without stopping at the gift shop

Overlapping geometric triangle outlines in cyan and magenta frame the text from behind

Inspired by The Blues Brothers

so handing him a Solo cup is less parody than biography

A white illustration of clenched teeth gripping a golden-yellow bullet with a spark effect sits at the bottom

Schooner Tuna - Unisex Tank Top Size:L One does not simply walkSchooner Tuna expects you to emotionally bond with a dead fish in a can, and honestly the mascot's commitment is more convincing than Jack's commitment to not waxing the floor. Corporate pride never recovered. Inspired by Mr. Mom. The Details: Distressed white bold text reads "SCHOONER TUNA" across the top. Below, a cartoon tuna mascot stands upright, grinning with wide eyes and holding a flag bearing a heart symbol. Stacked white text to the right