I'm Eating Junk & Watching Rubbish - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Golden-yellow retro inline lettering with

Golden-yellow retro inline lettering with parallel stripe detailing and distressed texture reads "I PEE IN POOLS" across three stacked lines

Marketing peaked in the era when sticky floors and broken ankles counted as elegance

Inspired by Django Unchained

a vintage cartoon clown with a ruffled collar and round body holds lollipop-style signs reading "HOT DOGS

Adding "it gets worse" just upgrades it from guidance counselor wall art to the most honest thing in the room

I'm Eating Junk & Watching Rubbish - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Golden-yellow retro inline lettering withThe perfect funny Christmas textual design for lounging around while eating junk and watching rubbish while home alone. Printed on our super soft 100% airlume ring spun & combed cotton long sleeve T Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury 52 48 cotton poly vintage heather edition for an even softer classic look. We print & ship all of our high quality graphic tees in the USA.