Have a Holly Jawlly Christmas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL grungy texture replicating a cinematic

grungy texture replicating a cinematic end credit title card

Large distressed red text reads "BOMBERS" with a swooping underline

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Have a Holly Jawlly Christmas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL grungy texture replicating a cinematicSanta trading reindeer for a great white shark is the most honest upgrade in Christmas logistics because at least the shark is upfront about biting. Nobody questions the transportation budget when teeth are involved. The Details: Arched cream text reads "HAVE A HOLLY JAWLLY." Below, a vintage pulp style illustration depicts Santa Claus in his red suit riding a great white shark bursting from blue green ocean waves, its jaws open with rows of sharp